- Doughboy - The name I use for basically everything. Video games, fantasy football/baseball teams, email addresses.
- Lunchy McBox - My um...3rd (?) blog name. I didn't stay there long.
- Turtlehead - No real reason. Just makes me laugh. Honorable mention here: Teabag.
- Tom Selleck - Never got over the disappointment that it was taken when I made my AIM screen name.
- Arvid Engen/Dennis Blunden - Anybody?
- EDIT: Meshack Taylor's White Cousin
Gimme some suggestions. I just thought of another one, but I'm gonna have to photoshop some stuff to make it as funny as it is in my head.
EDIT:
It doesn't make any sense, but really, what does?
3 comments:
protruding clitoris face
jizz-filled donut consumer
googie machoogie
irish drunkenface
jack benson (totally made up but it just flows, doesnt it?)
monkey mcclennon
todd bridges
gary coleman
dana plato
the gooch
kenny-is-jesus-and-we-should-all-face-the-fact-that-the-real-jesus-never-existed
guess which is my favorite
Well, since you like the self-deprecating stuff, you could always do something like D-tard or B-tarded. It would also go with "The Medium Bus" thing. :P
I got curious and looked up Jack Benson and found this. I swear, he could've been your daddy. Then again, knowing your mom, anyone could have been your daddy.
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