The next time you get a chance...

...really look at an old person's face. Not because you'll see years of wisdom or anything like that, but because they've got some crazy shit going on. There's all kinds of crazy nooks and crannies. A random hair here and there. It's like an alien landscape. There are all sorts of colors. They've got levels of crusts that they probably aren't aware of. It's pretty gross. Maybe that's why I always close my eyes when I make out with them.