Saturday, January 26, 2008

Just some random things 'cause I can't sleep and this porn is downloading waaaay too slow

It's 4 a.m. and I can't sleep. Why? Who knows. Too awesome? Probably.

You know what I hate? People who leave comments on dead people's myspace pages. I'm going to write more in-depth on this later. It just bothers me. I don't see the point. You could just as easily think whatever it is you are going to write. It'll have the same effect, which is NOTHING 'CAUSE THEY'RE DEAD. I guess people see it as a way of keeping their memory alive, but if you can't remember somebody without the aid of myspace, then you were a really shitty friend/relative and you should kill yourself so other douches can write, "really missed u at xmas" on your facebook page. FUCK.

Dana Jacobson, ESPN anchor, recently said, "Fuck Jesus" at a celebrity roast for Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic (Mike and Mike.) ESPN has since suspended her. Why say that? I understand it's a roast and you are supposed to go a little "blue," but "Fuck Jesus?" Seriously? I don't know anybody who could pull this off and get a laugh. Kenny tries, though. I think that Dana is mad because Jesus' dad made her face look like this. I'd probably say things like that too if I had to look in a mirror day in and day out.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

...and now for my best joke.

how many jesus' does it take to save one's soul?

give up?

the answer is who cares, he's a fictional character.