Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Now I'm not saying you should kill your family, but...

...if you plan for a month, you should probably have a 100% success rate. Or at least a plan that isn't retarded. I saw this a few days ago on CNN while I was watching super hot Robin Meade's show. She mentioned that some Texas teens killed a girl's family because of "forbidden love." What are people thinking about when they do stuff? I don't think too many people get away with crimes anymore. Even the incompetent law enforcement folks in the town where I used to live would catch people most of the time. And they suck. Badly.

Didn't these kids watch Bully? Plans like they made don't usually end well. Especially when you use a fucking sword. Jeez. I wonder if they're going to make a movie out of this. Maybe Brad Renfro can be in this one too.

Wilkinson and Waid broke into the house around 4 a.m. Saturday and fired on the parents while they slept, according to the affidavit. The two then went upstairs and fatally shot Mathew Caffey, 13, and stabbed Tyler Caffey, 8, with a sword, it says.

A sword? Really? No throwing stars or magic wands available? Sigh...Texans. That's one murder that they can probably blame on video games and few people would have a problem with it.

The father, Terry Caffey, was shot five times but was able to drag himself 300 yards to a neighbor's home.

That's pretty impressive. The guy was shot 5 times. I can't walk 300 yards regularly without having to stop four or five times. Usually one of those is a poop stop.

So what have we learned from this? We've learned that that old saying is true. "The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry...when you're a fucking retard and kill people with swords."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

people are effing crazy in this world. poor family.