Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Extended break

I'm going to be away from the blog world a little longer than I expected, so if you're stopping by and checking for updates, you should evaluate your life be warned that there won't be any for awhile.

I don't have diabetes, though. The doctor said that I was iron anemic and that could be a reason I was tired all the time. He also said that lugging around my gigantic dong all day might have something to do with it. If I had a dollar for every time I used that joke...

12 comments:

Kneller said...

What's with the extra long break? Is there an extended football season or something?

Oh, and I'm glad you don't have diabetes. I don't see how you could be iron deficient. You eat a lot of meat. And by "meat", I mean Kenny's dong. :P

Anonymous said...

who is this pip person and how do they know so much about you feasting on my dong?

oh, and nobody likes you so it may be wise to take a permanent break you silly fuck...

Donnie said...

Ok dude. Hurry back and be safe bro'.

Invisible G. said...

So that explains the name of your blog. You like your dong "medium rare". Of course, I see it now!

The One said...

THIS BLOG SUCKS IMO

Anonymous said...

yeah bro'. we love ya bro'. how about we get matching tattoos of our fraternity bro'. let's all run a train on some washed up cunt looking for approval bro'. hey, remember that secret handshake we came up with bro'? let's keep it our little secret bro'. i like talking like a frat-faggot but my face looks like it's taken a beating it will not soon forget bro'. hey, maybe that's no coincidence......bro'

DB said...

Great...Kenny found the internet again. Dude, I'm 16 lbs away from the "tattoo weight." I'm thinking somewhere around the new year. I still want the eyeball thing. And you know who pip is.

Chase (or one of Jon's gmail accounts), eat a dick.

Thanks, Don. I'll be back eventually.

IG, I think we need to have IM sexy time. Yes? r shackleford jr on aim...just sayin'.

Pip, that was a pretty weak "Dale is gay" joke. I expect more from you.

Anonymous said...

I'm heartbroken. Come back soon and I refuse to comment on the whole huge dong thing because eww.

Unknown said...

wat

Invisible G. said...

That's funny, Pip mentioned you've suggested the same thing to him. Some sexy IM time. You really are "loose". I'm hurt.

DB said...

He told you about his fantasy, too? That guy...

It's ok if you're scared of falling in love with me. It's a pretty common problem women face.

Anonymous said...

no its not. I farted