They say that when you're in love, you just know. It's something that nobody can explain. Well, I think I've found the one.
I'm sure a classy lady like this is already spoken for, but I'm holding out hope. I baited a trap with tuna and put it out back. Keep your fingers crossed!
Now if you'll excuse me, somebody has some masturbating to this video to do. (It's me!)
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You are one sick little man! I almost puked watching that, and this is your masturbation material? Dale,you need to seek out some help for this little problem.
I had to stop watching when she knocked the cat away and dug in with both hands, partly because I'm eating lunch right now and partly because that was just nasty. :P
It's funny that you're beating off to this vid. I, on the other hand, may never get another erection again. Thank a lot, DB.
(And I wonder if thinkinofyou knows that you're kidding. It doesn't sound like it. :D )
Who said I was kidding, Pip? She has a lot of good qualities. I mean, she obviously keeps herself in shape. She enjoys fine cuisine. Seems pretty perfect to me. I sometimes fling cats around too. We'd have a hobby in common.
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