Fidel Castro has officially resigned from the presidency after 28,000 years in power. So things are looking up, Cubans. Get those flotillas together. It's time to paddle your way to freedom. What's that smell coming from off the coast of Florida? Is it...is it...
democracy? Better go see.
Also, illegal Mexican immigrants in Texas, I hear Mexico is giving away free pies to the first 1 million who return. I mean, I'm not saying I want you guys to leave or anything, but it sounds like it's worth a look-see. I just don't want you to miss out on free pies. I'll help you pack.
1 comment:
You took the words right out of mi boca, mi amigo.
And who don't love pie..tell me.
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