Kirk Cameron is...FIREPROOF! Ya hear that, Satan? Hands off.
Dear Kirk, God called. He wants you to knock it off for a little while. I bet it was hard sticking to his Christian ideals as a kid. Especially with all that sweet Joanna Kerns ass around.
This trailer was on the previews before Tropic Thunder. Everyone in the theater laughed in unison. Good stuff.
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Holy hell, that was lame. I saw him on a talk show recently and he was actually a little creepy. But Christians tend to have that effect on me.
OK....that was just strange! I wonder if he dies at the end of the movie? I don't know ,it doesn't look like a movie I will run out and see.You'll have to tell me if he does when you see it.
This just proves that God does exist. How the heck would Kirk ever have landed a movie otherwise?
I laughed till I cried. I find it amusing how the religious right is just as extreme as some Muslim factions. It's two sides of the same coin. I personally think Kirk went all Christian because of his hot wife. Wouldn't you if you had the chance to hit that every night?
Oy.
That's all I can muster. Just...oy.
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